Alabama-
1. Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
2. It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
3. It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
4. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
5. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
6. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
7. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
8. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
9. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
10. You must have windshield wipers on your car.
Alaska-
1. Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
2. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
3. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
4. In Anchorage, no one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
5. In Juneau, owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
Arizona-
1. Hunting camels is prohibited.
2. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
3. Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
4. It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
5. You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Arkansas-
1. It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly.
2. The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
3. A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
4. A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
5. Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
California-
1. You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.
2. Bathhouses are against the law.
3. It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
4. Women may not drive in a house coat.
5. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Colorado-
1. One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
2. Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
3. No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. Repealed 2008: Colorado residents can now buy alcohol on Sundays
4. Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
5. Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
Connecticut-
1. Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
2. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
3. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
4. It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
5. You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
6. It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
7. Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
8. You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
9. It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
10. Silly string is banned.
Delaware-
1. “R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
2. It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
3. On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval.
4. One may not whisper in church.
5. No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.
Florida-
1. It is illegal for a doctor to ask a patient whether they own a gun.
2. The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
3. Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
4. It is illegal to sell your children
5. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
6. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
7. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
8. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
9. It is illegal to skateboard without a license..
10. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.